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jediteaparty:

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aangnog:

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

 and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

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pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

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dimetrodons:

mitzi—may:

mrbigode:

Cats do not like fruits

this is my favorite gif set.

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shitshilarious:

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional 

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tastefullyoffensive:

[nodunno]
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voyagehour:

i’ve been feeling rly sluggish and a little down, so just to motivate myself and remind myself 

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Sleepy baby 🐱💤

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reasonsmysoniscrying:

3yo: “I’M READY FOR THE PARADE!”
**pulls penis out, marches across the room**
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